Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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