Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize