I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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