your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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