You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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