He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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