what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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