do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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