is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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