i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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