Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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