I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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