so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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