I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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