never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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