You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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