Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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