I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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