My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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