yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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