Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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