SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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