Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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