Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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