He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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