anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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