i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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