Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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