i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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