every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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