How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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