on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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