brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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