He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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