i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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