I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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