After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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