4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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