I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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