What tipped you off? The sombrero?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
