So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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