my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Randomize
