In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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