Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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