Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
youre lurking in front of me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
