We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Dear god my vagina.
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