Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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