There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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