so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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