But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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