Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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