what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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