Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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